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Sunday 10 August 2008

NỤ CƯỜI (smile)




Một nụ cười không làm mất mát gì cả, nhưng lại ban tặng rất nhiều.
Nó làm giàu có những ai đón nhận nó mà không làm nghèo đi người sinh ra nó.
Nụ cười chỉ nở trên môi trong khoảnh khắc phù du, nhưng ký ức về nó đôi khi tồn tại cả một đời.





  • Người dù
    giàu sang đến đâu đi nữa cũng cần đến nụ cười, và người dù nghèo hèn cùng tột
    cũng sẽ được nụ cười làm cho trở nên giàu có.


  • Nụ cười
    nuôi dưỡng hạnh phúc trong gia đình, gầy dựng thiện ý trong làm ăn, và làm lớn
    mạnh mối tương giao trong tình bạn, mang đến sự thư giãn những khi ta mỏi mệt,
    niềm hi vọng những khi tuyệt vọng và ánh sáng những khi ta tăm tối trong muộn
    phiền.


  • Nụ cười,
    cũng như tình yêu, là cái không thể mua bán vay mượn, hay thậm chí đánh cắp từ
    người khác. Bởi vì, khi đó, nó chỉ là cái gì đó khiên cưỡng và vô nghĩa.


  • Có những
    người không bao giờ nở một nụ cười với bạn. Không hề gì, bạn cứ trải lòng mình
    ra và tặng họ nụ cười của bạn. Họ là những người không còn nụ cười để cho, vì lẽ
    đó, họ chính là những người cần nụ cười của bạn hơn ai hết.


  • Hãy tươi cười với mọi người. Chúng ta chẳng những không mất gì cả, mà trái lại,
    sẽ nhận được rất nhiều.
CA DAO (Dịch từ Internet)

Next 10 jokes



  1. What is a girl friend?
    Addition of problems,
    subtraction of money,
    multiplication of enemies
    & division of friends.


  2. Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
    Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
    Falls?"


  3. Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
    If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
    The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
    The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
    Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
    The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
    "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
    To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"


  4. As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
    Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
    "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
    "It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"


  5. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


  6. What's the definition of lawyer?
    The larval form of a politician


  7. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"


  8. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
    He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


  9. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.


  10. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
    After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
    When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
    (What Happened, My Son?)
    The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
    "These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!

Rules after marriage!

  1. The female always makes the rules
  2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
  3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
  4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
  5. The female is never wrong.
  6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
  7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
  8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
  9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female
  10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
  11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
  12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whats on her mind whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.
  13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
  14. The female always gets the last word!