Women's Hotel

Women's Hotel

Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, “Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women”
The ladies were convinced and walked in.
On the first floor a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting’.

The ladies were not satisfied and they walked to the second floor which a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are good at having sex but are very rude and self-considerate’
The ladies were once again not satisfied and went on to the third floor where a sign said, ‘There are nothing wrong with the men on this floor, they’re good at having soft sex they are very nice, gentle and hot’ the four ladies were tempted to go in but decided to go to the last floor to see what was in it.

When they got there they saw a sign that said, ‘There is absolutely no one on this floor, this floor was just made to show that there is no way to please a woman’

Chemistry of Love SYMBOL

Chemistry of Love SYMBOL : ILU
ATOMIC NUMBER : 2
ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple
POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart
OCCURRENCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , Colleges Compounds ,Cinema, Halls, Parks and Bus stops!

METHOD OF PREPARATION :
a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart beat!
b) : by the combination of two complex compounds. commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!

CATALYST USED : Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!

REDUCING AGENTS : Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!

GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS

BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : Gas at human temperature
b) : COLOR : Varying shades of Pink
c) : ODOR : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET
c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF "SOLID" AND "BEAT"

ENERGY USES :
a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) : SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND
c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY INFERENCE : THROUGH "CHEMISTRY" I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE , IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED!

From Fropki.

Humor in Marriage

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's the wife's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. - Kathleen Mifsud

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. - Ann Bancroft

Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. - Bill Cosby

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - George Burns

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 40 pounds. - Cindy Garner

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the swimming pool." - Henny Youngman

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman

I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. - Erma Bombeck

At a party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." - Anonymous

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are beautiful.

Control?

When our daughter, Carolyn, was a freshman at the University of Pennsylvania, my husband called her frequently to make sure she was all right. He liked to phone on Saturday night, because it was date night.

One Saturday, about 10:45P.M. he called her room and was relieved when she picked up the phone. "Oh honey," he said, "I'm so glad you're back in your dorm."

"Dad," replied Carolyn, "I'm just geeting ready to go out!"

Just smile!

I had asked my parents for a portrait of themselves, and after several years they finally had their picture taken by a profession photographer. When they gave me my copy, I was pleased to see that my ususally serious-looking father was smiling.

"How did he get Dad to smile?" I asked my mother.

"He," Mom replied, "was a she!"

No more!

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, over sized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" She sighed.

"No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag and my partner can buy the ticket!"

This is heaven

This old man and old woman (husband and wife) die and go to heaven.
There, St. Peter gives them the grand tour of their new home.
It's a HUGE mansion with a limo driver, gardener, etc.

The old man exclaims, "That's ours?" St.
Peter says "Yes, it is yours, forever and ever."
The old man is a little suspicious and says, "How much is the rent?"

St. Peter says, "It is free. After all, this is heaven."

Across the street is an expansive golf course with beautifully manicured lawn, interesting layout, and fun golf carts.

St. Peter says, "You can play here whenever you want." The old man says, "What are the green fees?"

St. Peter replies, "None. After all, this is heaven."
The old man is very impressed.

They go inside the house and on the dining room table is a gigantic feast with roasted meats, desserts, fine wine and all the fixings.
The old man says, "How many calories?" St. Peter says, "None. After all, this is heaven."

The old man gets a look on his face like he suddenly understands what heaven is all about.

Then the old man suddenly turns and slaps the old woman, yelling, "You stupid witch! If it weren't for your damn bran muffins and tofu and other health food, not to mention making me give up booze and cigarettes and take exercise every day, we could have been here YEARS ago!"

small dog with big dog

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A Mathematician' s Love Letter

A Mathematician' s Love Letter

De-Morgan's Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever
loving,


Pythagoras

Các món ăn kị nhau!

Các món ăn kị nhau
Không nên pha sữa với mật ong.

Bạn đã biết gan lợn không nên xào chung với giá? Không uống sữa bò với các loại quả họ cam quýt… nhưng còn những loại thực phẩm khác nữa?
Và làm sao để dễ nhớ?

Nào, hãy cùng nhẩm đọc thuộc bài thơ dưới đây nhé!


Mật ong, sữa, sữa đậu nành?
Ăn cùng tắc tử - phải đành xa nhau!

Gan lợn, giá, đậu nực cười?
Xào chung, mất sạch bổ tươi ban đầu!

Thịt gà, kinh giới kỵ nhau?

Ăn cùng một lúc, ngứa đầu phát điên!

Thịt dê, ngộ độc do đâu?

Chỉ vì dưa hấu, xen vào bữa ăn!

Ba ba ăn với dền, sam
Bụng đau quằn quại, khó toàn vẹn thân!


Động kinh, chứng bệnh rành rành?
Là do thịt lợn, rang chung ấu Tầu!


Chuối hột ăn với mật, đường?
Bụng phình, dạ trướng, dọc đường phân rơi!

Thịt gà, rau cải có câu?
Âm dương, khí huyết thoát vào hư vô!

Trứng vịt, lẫn tỏi, than ôi?
Ăn vào chắc chết, mười mươi rõ ràng!

Cải thìa, thịt chó xào vô?
Ăn vào, đi tả, hôn mê khôn lường!

Sữa bò, cam, quýt, bưởi, chanh?
Ăn cùng một lúc, liên thanh sấm rền!

Quả lê, thịt ngỗng thường thường?
Ăn vào cơ thể đùng đùng sốt cao!


Đường đen pha sữa đậu nành?
Đau bụng, tháo dạ, hoành hành suốt đêm!


Thịt rắn, kị củ cải xào?
Ăn vào, sao thoát lưỡi đao tử thần!


Nôn mửa, bụng dạ không yên?
Vì do hải sản ăn liền trái cây!


Cá chép, cam thảo, nhớ rằng?
Ăn chung, trúng độc, không cần hỏi tra!


Nước chè, thịt chó no say?
Thỉnh thoảng như thế, có ngày ung thư!


Chuối tiêu, môn, sọ phiền hà?
Ruột đau quằn quại, như là dao đâm!


Khoai lang, hồng, mận ăn vô?
Dạ dày viêm loét, tổn hư tá tràng!


Ai ơi, khi chưa dọn mâm?
Nhắc nhau nấu nướng, sai lầm hiểm nguy!

Giàu Vitamin C chớ có tham (1)
Nấu cùng ốc, hến, cua, tôm, nghêu, sò!


Ăn gì? ăn với cái gì?
Là điều cần nhớ, nên ghi vào lòng!
Chẳng may ăn phải, vài giờ?
Chúng tạo chất độc bảng A chết người!
Quý nhau mời tiệc lẽ thường!
Thức ăn tương phản, trăm đường hại nhau!


(1) Các loại thực phẩm giàu Vitamin C không được nấu, ăn cùng các loài nhuyễn thể.
Theo Nguyễn Hữu Tài
Sức khỏe & Đời sống

Newtons Laws on love

Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!

Golden rules for finding your life partner

Golden rules for finding your life partner by Dov Heller, M.A.

When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Miss. Right!

If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: "We're in love"; I believe this is the ..1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love. Though this may sound "not politically correct", there's a profound truth here
Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come. Let me say it again: "You can't build a lifetime relationship on love alone"; You need a lot more!!!

Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about finding and keeping a life partner

QUESTION ..1: Do we share a common life purpose?

Why is this so important? Let me put it this way: If you're married for 20 or 30 years, that's a long time to live with someone. What do you plan to do with each other all that time? Travel, eat and jog together? You need to share something deeper and more meaningful. You need a common life purpose
Two things can happen in a marriage:(1) You can grow together, or(2) You can grow apart.
50% of the people out there are growing apart. To make a marriage work, you need to know what you want out of life
Bottom line; marry someone who wants the same thing.

QUESTION ..2: Do I feel safe expressing my feelings and thoughts with this person

This question goes to the core of the quality of your relationship. Feeling safe means you can communicate openly with this person. The basis of having good communication is trust - i.e. trust that I won't get "punished"; or hurt for expressing my honest thoughts and feelings. A colleague of mine defines an abusive person as someone with whom you feel afraid to express your thoughts and feelings. Be honest with yourself on this one. Make sure you feel emotionally safe with the person you plan to marry

QUESTION ..3: Is he/she a mensch

A mensch is someone who is a refined and sensitive person. How can you test? Here are some suggestions. Do they work on personal growth on a regular basis? Are they serious about improving themselves? A teacher of mine defines a good person as "someone who is always striving to be good and do the right ";. So ask about your significant other: What dothey do with their time? Is this person materialistic? Usually a materialistic person is not someone whose top priority is character refinement.
There are essentially two types of people in the world:(1) People who are dedicated to personal growth and(2) people who are dedicated to seeking comfort.Someone whose goal in life is to be comfortable will put personal comfort ahead of doing the right thing. You need to knowthat before walking down the aisle

4: How does he/she treat other people?

The one most important thing that makes any relationship work is the ability to give. By giving, we mean the ability to give another person pleasure.
Ask: Is this someone who enjoys giving pleasure to others or are they wrapped up in themselves and self- absorbed?
To measure this, think about the following: How do they treat people whom they do not have to be nice to, such as waiters, bus boys, taxi drivers, etc.. How do they treat their parents and siblings? Do they have gratitude and appreciation?
If they don't have gratitude for the people who have given them everything; can you do nearly as much for them? You can be sure that someone, who treats others poorly, will eventually treat you poorly as well

QUESTION ..5: Is there anything I'm hoping to change about this person after we're married

Too many people make the mistake of marrying someone with the intention of trying to "improve"; them after they're married. As a colleague of mine puts it: "You can probably expect someone to change after marriage for the worse" If you cannot fully accept this person the way they are now, then you are not ready to marry them.
In conclusion, dating doesn't have to be difficult and treacherous. The key is to try leading a little more with your head and less with your heart. It pays to be as objective as possible when you are dating; to be sure to ask questions that will help you get to the key issues. Falling in love is a great feeling, but when you wake up with a ring on your finger, you don't want to find yourself trouble because you didn't do your homework.

Another perspective...

There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance.. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go of or at least minimize your time with draining, negative, incompatible, not-going anywhere relationships. Observe the relationships around you

Pay attention...Which ones lift and which ones lean?

Which ones encourage and which ones discourage?
Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill?
When you leave certain people do you feel better or feel worse?
Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know, or appreciate you?
The more you seek quality, respect, growth, peace of mind, love and truth around you...the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the front row and who should be moved to the balcony of your life.
An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye"; Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open, and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults aren't really that important

Do you bring out the best in each other?
Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete, compare and control?
What do you bring to the relationship?
Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, past pain?
You can't take someone to the altar to alter them. You can't make someone love you or make someone stay.

If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and "a life"; you won't find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain. Seeking status, sex, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.

WHAT KEEPS A RELATIONSHIP STRONG IS:
1. TRUST
2. COMMUNICATION
3. INTIMACY
4. A SENSE OF HUMOR
5. SHARING TASKS
6. SOME GETAWAY TIME WITHOUT BUSINESS OR CHILDREN
7. DAILY EXCHANGES (meal, shared activity, hug, call, touch, notes, etc
8. SHARING COMMON GOALS AND INTERESTS
9. GIVING EACH OTHER SPACE TO GROW WITHOUT FEELING INSECURE
10. GIVING EACH OTHER A SENSE OF BELONGING AND ASSURANCES OF COMMITMENT
If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment withdrawal, abuse, neglect, and dishonesty; and pain will replace

Jealous Women

NỤ CƯỜI (smile)

Một nụ cười không làm mất mát gì cả, nhưng lại ban tặng rất nhiều.

Nó làm giàu có những ai đón nhận nó mà không làm nghèo đi người sinh ra nó.

Nụ cười chỉ nở trên môi trong khoảnh khắc phù du, nhưng ký ức về nó đôi khi tồn tại cả một đời.

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  Người dù
  giàu sang đến đâu đi nữa cũng cần đến nụ cười, và người dù nghèo hèn cùng tột
  cũng sẽ được nụ cười làm cho trở nên giàu có.


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  Nụ cười
  nuôi dưỡng hạnh phúc trong gia đình, gầy dựng thiện ý trong làm ăn, và làm lớn
  mạnh mối tương giao trong tình bạn, mang đến sự thư giãn những khi ta mỏi mệt,
  niềm hi vọng những khi tuyệt vọng và ánh sáng những khi ta tăm tối trong muộn
  phiền.


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  Nụ cười,
  cũng như tình yêu, là cái không thể mua bán vay mượn, hay thậm chí đánh cắp từ
  người khác. Bởi vì, khi đó, nó chỉ là cái gì đó khiên cưỡng và vô nghĩa.


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  Có những
  người không bao giờ nở một nụ cười với bạn. Không hề gì, bạn cứ trải lòng mình
  ra và tặng họ nụ cười của bạn. Họ là những người không còn nụ cười để cho, vì lẽ
  đó, họ chính là những người cần nụ cười của bạn hơn ai hết.


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  Hãy tươi cười với mọi người. Chúng ta chẳng những không mất gì cả, mà trái lại,
  sẽ nhận được rất nhiều.

CA DAO (Dịch từ Internet)

Next 10 jokes

1. 
   
   What is a girl friend?
   Addition of problems,
   subtraction of money,
   multiplication of enemies
   & division of friends.
2. 
   
   Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
   Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
   Falls?"
3. 
   
   Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
   If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
   The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
   The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
   Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
   The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
   "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
   To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
4. 
   
   As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
   Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
   "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
   "It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
5. 
   
   Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
   For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
6. 
   
   What's the definition of lawyer?
   The larval form of a politician
7. 
   
   Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
8. 
   
   How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
   He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
9. 
   
   Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
10. 
    
    Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
    After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
    When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
    (What Happened, My Son?)
    The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
    "These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!

Rules after marriage!

1. The female always makes the rules
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whats on her mind whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. The female always gets the last word!

Next 10 jokes

When u r bored of your work, read a couple of them, and then continue with your work... It's a ralaxation capsule dose for a month........
For your information Sardar is one community in india, they are know for their sense of humour.

1. 
   Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
   sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
2. 
   A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
3. 
   Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
   Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and he problem disappears.
   Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
   Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
4. 
   Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
   Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
   Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
5. 
   Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
   Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
   Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
6. 
   A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
   my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
   "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
7. 
   Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
   Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
8. 
   A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
   My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
   another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
9. 
   Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
   Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
   Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
   Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
   Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
10. 
    Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
    It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

10 Sardar jokes

When u r bored of your work, read a couple of them, and then continue with your work... It's a ralaxation capsule dose for a month........
For your information Sardar is one community in india, they are know for their sense of humour.

1. 
   A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
   A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2. 
   Sardar-why r all these people running?
   Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
   Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3. 
   Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
   Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4. 
   Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
   not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
   After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5. 
   Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
   it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6. 
   Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after
   deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
   back.
7. 
   Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
   Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
   posted it....
8. 
   Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
   peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
   car he was driving..
9. 
   Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
   what you call modern art ?
   Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
10. 
    Sardar was writing something very slowly.
    Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
    Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.