Next 10 jokes

When u r bored of your work, read a couple of them, and then continue with your work... It's a ralaxation capsule dose for a month........
For your information Sardar is one community in india, they are know for their sense of humour.

1. 
   Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
   sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
2. 
   A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
3. 
   Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
   Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and he problem disappears.
   Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
   Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
4. 
   Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
   Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
   Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
5. 
   Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
   Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
   Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
6. 
   A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
   my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
   "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
7. 
   Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
   Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
8. 
   A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
   My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
   another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
9. 
   Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
   Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
   Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
   Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
   Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
10. 
    Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
    It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

10 Sardar jokes

When u r bored of your work, read a couple of them, and then continue with your work... It's a ralaxation capsule dose for a month........
For your information Sardar is one community in india, they are know for their sense of humour.

1. 
   A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
   A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2. 
   Sardar-why r all these people running?
   Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
   Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3. 
   Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
   Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4. 
   Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
   not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
   After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5. 
   Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
   it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6. 
   Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after
   deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
   back.
7. 
   Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
   Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
   posted it....
8. 
   Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
   peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
   car he was driving..
9. 
   Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
   what you call modern art ?
   Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
10. 
    Sardar was writing something very slowly.
    Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
    Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.