Rules after marriage!

1. The female always makes the rules
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whats on her mind whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. The female always gets the last word!